Last week Ron DeSantis, MAGA America’s sweetheart, decided to own the libs with a cruel stunt that used asylum-seeking children as political pawns by flying two plane-loads of migrants to Martha’s Vineyard. These migrants, some of whom had braved the infamous Darien Gap, didn’t even grace the Sunshine State. …

Dear my cat Mika, The minute I met you, I knew that you’d be my cat. I knew that you’d be my cat, but I never wanted to adopt a cat. I didn’t want a pet at all. You cramp my style. I can’t just leave without making plans for…

Joe Robinette Balls-o-Brass Biden spilled all the tea last night, and wow, was it scorching. In a fiery speech full of truth bombs and plain talk, Biden proved that he had not a single fuck to spare for the MAGAverse, taking direct aim at Cult45 in a brilliant 30-minute monologue…

The first thing I did when my 11-year relationship exploded was to reorganize my sock drawer. It was a strange, mundane, out-of-character…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtQ2_NjV6-8 The underhyped biting masterpiece that is Kevin Can F Himself is the best of binge-worthy Google Play television. It’s a dark comedy that turns the sitcom trope of a lovable dummy dad and ever-suffering momma on its head. …

Is it an MLM party, or have you actually entered the 9th circle of hell? Let’s find out! You’re trapped, and all the snacks are bad There’s no air circulation, and someone keeps sneakily farting to your right, but you can’t look because that would be rude Your underwear is…

I spend a lot of time thinking about Kai. Kai was a skittish, mildly-aggressive medium-sized community doggo whose two greatest fears were thunder and iguanas. His three greatest loves were giant leaves, pilfered food, and me. And I loved him back. Kai would scratch at my door whenever the big…

Liz Cheney’s dramatic fall from MAGA grace was predictable; a crushing defeat to Trump-endorsed Harriet Hageman, whose victory speech parroted positions that Liz Cheney currently endorses. As Hageman stood, crowing and riling the base in front of a banner that said “Save America,” I was both amused and perplexed. …

One month ago, Frankie, a tiny, emaciated kitten who wandered into and out of my life within the matter of one week, bit me hard on the hand and died shortly thereafter. I don’t blame Frankie for his minuscule display of desperate aggression or the rabies scare that followed. I…